Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.
"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"
by Dan Patterson January 30, 2007
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A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.
I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!
by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 10, 2011
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A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.
I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.
by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
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Wanket is categorised in the same genre as fook, feck or fxck.

It's a "bad" word or "socially unacceptable" word edited so it does not really cause offence, and can also be used to beat Forum Censors.

It essentially means to be a wanker or tosser but in a kinder more friendly way.

It is also a hybrid of the words wank and it. Meaning to masturbate.
1. Whoa, what a right wanket he was!

2. I'm gonna go wanket now. See you later.
by Spammer Saint Cristo February 7, 2006
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When you have a wank under a blanket while your mate is the the same bed doing the same thing.
Hughbert and Lachlan had a wanket whilst camping
by TheWho2 June 2, 2022
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